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[trilluminati]

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[killsyouquickly]

The idea is generally to make quite a few. And I'm always open to design suggestions. There was a creature resulting from exposure to the Type 2 Plagas. Wasn't so much two-headed as the one head split in half. Odd mutation, but very useful.

[trilluminati]

Yo, that sounds uncomfortable. And also fucking awesome. We gotta stay focused though. Saving the world -- that's our end game.

[killsyouquickly]

I know, Q. I'm with you. I've already started running a few tests, nothing successful yet.

[trilluminati]

Uuuugh, try harder, I just wanna retire already. You and me could hole up in Mexico and hook up with some morenas, you know what I mean? Well, I guess you already got you one.

[killsyouquickly]

I'm not sure Jill qualifies.

[_{He smirks.}]

I might get bored too easily.

[trilluminati]

Hmm. Don't I know it. I could occupy all of your time, baby. You wouldn't get bored then.

[killsyouquickly]

It may surprise you to discover that sex doesn't occupy my every thought.

[trilluminati]

Oh like that's all I got in my repertoire? Tch. Imma hang up on you again.

[killsyouquickly]

Oh? And how else are you going to keep me on my toes?

[trilluminati]

Maybe I'll go kick over some shelves in the library.

[killsyouquickly]

After the hours I put in organizing it? I might kill you.

[trilluminati]

Well now that sounds like it would occupy some time.

[killsyouquickly]

Less than a second, I'm sure.

[_{His tone is mild.}]

Though I suppose I could draw it out, if you wanted.