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[trilluminati]

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[trilluminati]

Oh, don't you even start.

[It is hard to snap at someone when you sound ecstatic.]

[killsyouquickly]

I'm not starting anything. I'll bring him back like you wanted.

[_{He sounds equally as pleased, even discussing resurrecting the one person he hasn't had a pleasant thing to say to since he woke up here.}]

[trilluminati]

I know, baby. You haven't let me down before and by now I can't believe you ever will.

[killsyouquickly]

Mm, certainly not planning on it.

[_{He slides into a comfortable silence for a moment.}]

I apologize for interrupting you with this.

[trilluminati]

[Q laughs.]

I was about to call you anyway.

[killsyouquickly]

Oh? Do tell.

[trilluminati]

What? Bout what I was callin for? ... Nothing.

[It doesn't sound as smooth said out loud. Q plays it off with:]

I just gotta keep my eye on you. Cats be tellin' me you dangerous.

[killsyouquickly]

Mhm. You don't have to keep an eye on me, Q.

[_{His tone is amused, accepting that this is just something Q has to do.}]

[trilluminati]

Oh I beg to differ, baby. I'm missing a lot, y'know, being intangible and all. I gots to keep up where I can.

[killsyouquickly]

I daresay you're missing a lot less, being wired into our systems.

[trilluminati]

It ain't all it's cracked up to be. Maybe if I was a little less...loud of a person.

[ Hey, at least he can admit it. ]

Not that I don't appreciate it, tiger.

[killsyouquickly]

If I could have gone straight to the endgame, I would have. I knew existing like this wouldn't agree with you for long.

[trilluminati]

I know you would've. That's why I ain't sweating it. I just...

[ Miss you isn't said, of course. (OF COURSE.) ]

...reeeeeeally need a cigarette. Damn. You better have a pack of smokes, a forty, and a fresh gar waiting on me. Wake-n-Vice, baby, I'm gonna have to get myself right again.

[killsyouquickly]

[_{He chuckles.}]

My resources are a little limited, pet. I'll do what I can to make sure you're comfortable.

[_{He's already packed a couple of things, in fact.}]

[trilluminati]

You'll just have to distract me from what we can't get. And heeeey, you'll have some help.

[ This revelation isn't random. Wesker will be able to hear the yap-yap! of Zombeagle getting into everyone's business again. There's rustling on the line; probably the fault of a sudden tussle. ]

--ahahaha, baby, oh my god, you're gonna love this little killer. He's-- HEY. No bite. No. Bite. Put them teeth away.

[killsyouquickly]

[_{Wesker listens to the vicious, venom-spewing predator and Q wrestling and shakes his head.}]

Between your new pets, I'll be alarmed if you find time for me.

[trilluminati]

[ Zombeagle is really doing his job here. Q's laughter sounds downright terrified. (No it doesn't.) ]

You jealous, baby?

[killsyouquickly]

No, just pointing out the obvious.

[trilluminati]

[ Q makes a dissatisfied noise. ]

Not even a little jealous?

[killsyouquickly]

[He chuckles, rolling is eyes.]

I'm practically seething with it.

[trilluminati]

Knew it.

[ Sounds wayyyy too proud. ]

[killsyouquickly]

[You can almost hear the eye roll.]

[trilluminati]

Tell Zombeagle you gonna give him a big ol' sloppy kiss when he wakes up.

[ There's that damp-sounding panting again. ]

He likes that, rrryeshedoesss...

[killsyouquickly]

You are ridiculous.

[_{That's a 'no'.}]

[trilluminati]

[Hh-hh-hh-hh ]

Ohhh, don't you pay him no mind, killa, you're his big man, aren't you? Aren't youuuu?